Kay Sedia was born in Tijuana, Baja California, Mexico, Kay is the
youngest of 18 children and the prettiest of them all. So pretty in fact:
she won the title and crown of Miss Tijuana Natural Springs Water,
"The water that springs right thru you". One of her duties as
Miss Tijuana Springs was a self-guided, one-woman boat tour of the Pacific
Ocean via San Diego. Thought to be dead and lost at sea, Kay emerged back
into the border spotlight. It was the charity she founded, "Save the
Donkeys," which let her hometown know that she was O-Kay! She soon
became romantically involved with her hunky arresting immigration officer.
To prove her love to him, she joined the police academy. and failed. She
then turned to high fashion modeling where she could make lots of money
using her stylish good looks and charming personality. She had huge
success with modeling girdles in the Penny Saver Magazine. After
being spotted there she was asked to join the crime-fighting trio Chico's
Angels. Kay moonlights and makes a modest living selling Tupperware
to helpless homemakers, maybe you saw her trying to help those
"The Real Housewives of Orange County" (season 5
episode 9) . Kay lives her life as a Detective/Model/Tupperware
Sales Lady, but is the most voluptuous and the pretty Angel of all times.
(expect maybe Jaclyn Smith)
She was born in East Los Angeles, California as a first generation
Mexican/American. As the smart one, and angry about it, Chita keeps
focused on the job, except for those small moments, far and in between,
where she gets to shine. She never seems to get the guy, mainly due to her
anger management issues. She's working on that, and getting better. Now
she only hates everyone just a little bit. Chita fancies herself the
Frieda was born in what is known as La Frontera de Chihuahua, Ciudad
Juarez Mexico, or as it's come to be known across the border, J-Town.
Frieda was left under the door mat of a convent, Las Hermanas de la Madre
Guadalupe de los Chavos. She realized that her destiny was to be one of
Chico's Angels and that she was to use her special abilities to fight
crime as a private investigator. ...and to supplement her income as a
private dancer as well. Frieda is proud to be one of Chico's Angels, and
while she may not have the brightest halo, it is the blondest.
up far far away in the little town of
. As a child Bossman ran away with the circus because he had uncanny way
to escape anything. He could contort his body in the tightest of places.
Before he could become an international star of the circus the FBI swept
him away into the international world of espionage. He trained to be
a navy seal, but only rose the ranks to Navy Penguin. Crushed and wounded
by the rejection, Bossman slipped into a downward spiral of alcohol and
floozies. He slipped so far in fact he slipped off the roof of his
apartment building. The fire escape broke his fall and broke him in a lot
of other places. Bossman lost his ability to contort but woke up to a
spiritual awakening. A calling….on the phone….from
is an old spy buddy from
. The two decided to pull together. Bossman stopped drinking, but he does
have an occasion floozie every now and then.
is the only connection the Angels have to their boss
. He enjoys the company of the Angels and fancies their skimpy outfits.
When on a case involving beautiful women, which is always, Bossman does
get distracted but always finishes the job. He’s the protector of the
girls and your everyman homie.
in Mexico City, not many people know of Chico’s identity, perhaps
because he has a lot of enemies. He has had eleven wives and eleven
successful divorces. He only has trust in Bossman and therefore hired him
to take care of his affairs. Sexy and raspy, Chico’s voice is all
we’ll ever know of this man of mystery.